Meme:

1) Choose two of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.


Jeg velger Zombie-Meg og Zombie-John Lennon!!!! DDddd (Zombie-Meg means Zombie-me)

1) What gender are you?
ZM:zombie
ZJL:zombie



2) What is your age?
ZM: 16 going on 17
ZJL: 69



3) Do you want a hug?
ZM: That will result in me eating your brainzz
ZJL: ditto


4) Do you have any bad habits?
ZM: I tend to refer to myself as Living Dead Girl, and after I saw that film Corpse Bride I became obsessed with trying to make my eyeball pop out.
ZJL: I crawl into Paul's bedroom and watch him sleep Twilight-style.

5) What is your favorite food?
ZM: Braiinzzz. No wait.. I'm a veggie.. dandelion braiinzzzz.
ZJL: Cornflakes- death didnæt change that.


6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
ZM: John Lennon
ZJL: Paul McCartney (anyone read The Life by Philip Norman?)

7) Are you a virgin?
ZM: I first thought it said "are you a vagina", and to that, no, I'm not. A female genitalia that is.
ZJL: Bwahahahahah, you think?

8) Have you killed anyone?
ZM: Zombie, maan, what'dja think?
ZJL: I'm a zombie ...


9) Do you hate anyone?
ZM: Hate is a atrong word, but I really, really don- no I'm kiddin', I hate that song. I hate a lot of people. Like that skank ZJL used to hang out with *snarl*. Læl.
ZJL: All you need is love, maaan. Peace out.☮



10) Do you have any secrets?
ZM: Of course. Like how I'm able to be a zombie without having died. I'm a miracle, like Jesus Christ. Now he's a real zombie, he died and then he awoke from the dead three days later. Nice. Funny thing no one was scared shitless he'd eat their brains.
ZJL: I'm a rockstar, it's all in the papers.

11) What is your favorite season?
ZM: Halloween. Yeah, it's a season.
ZJL: care.

12) Who are your best friends?
ZM: Gud og mordi.
ZJL: Sofie because she's so fucking awesome and I love her and yo ushould all worship her and give her gifts and stuff.


13) What are your hobbies?
ZM: My hobbits are Pip and Merry. No srsly. I have a blogg: [link] (it's so awesome. And i's written in Norwegian. But if you want to se pictures and a vid of me because I know everyone wants to see pics of people in hope they are prettier than the people whose pics they are watching in kind of a hope-of-self-esteem-boost-way. Yeah.)
ZJL: I love being dead, no I don't have to be around that awful Ono-thing (ZJL is my creation, I control his mind and everything, therefor, he really hates Yoko Ono. He went through a process like the one Alex goes through in A Clockwork Orange. Like .. a Yoko Ono-Ludovico Technique.


14) What is your favorite drink?
ZM: COFFEE!!! Black, plese.
ZJL: Brandy Alexander and Coffe ;Dddddd


15) When is your birthday?
ZM: 28/6
ZJL: 9/10


16) What age did you die?
ZM: well... 42 (hichhikers-pun intended)
ZJL: 40 *sadface*


17) Are you nice or mean?
ZM: Mean
ZJL: Mean


18) What do you think of your creater?
ZM: You make me look like a slut
ZJL: Why are you always picturing me naked while you're in class? (seriousme: dunno what you're talking about)


19) What is your weakness?
ZM: John Lennon
ZJL: fags (as in cigarettes)

20) How long can you stay under water?
ZM and ZJL: Forevvaahhhh.


21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
ZM: hang around at graveyards, scare people, watch csi
ZJL: hang out with ZM

22) Do you love someone?
ZM: ZJL<3<678<90<
ZJL: Paul McC-(seriousMe: WRONG ANSWER!1!!1) ZM!

23) Does that person love you back?
ZM: Duh
ZJL: Duhhhhhhhhh



24) Do you like me?
ZM: I like George Eads
ZJL: *sobs and runs off to curl up in a corner* my ego is damaged.



25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
ZM: Music and stuffs. Led Zeppelin ftw.
ZJL: Sex. Ah ha ha.

26) At night?
ZM: I loke to cut myself and write poetry about Paul McCartney not loving me back.
ZJL: SHUDDUP!

27) Do you like meatballs?
ZM and ZJL: We're vegetarians.

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
ZM: John would, Chef Boyardee had been one of James' pseudonyms, and if by "meatballs" you mean his-
ZJL: SHUDDUP NOT FUNNY!

29) Are you gay?
ZM: No
ZJL: Øhhhh, no... (John Lennon was bi, or at least open-minded xD)

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
ZM: Eat him.
ZJL: But.. but, you're a vegetarian.


31) Wow, really?
ZM: No
ZJL: I would have thrown a fit
ZM: I know you would



32) What is your place of origin?
ZM: I come from the land of the ice and snow, with the midnight sun, where the hot springs blow ... well kinda. Iceland used to be a part of Norway.
ZJL: Liverpool \m/

33) Who are your parents?
ZM: Marilyn Monroe and John F Kennedy (I kid)
ZJL: Google it biatch.

34) Are you wearing underwear right now?
ZM: Yes
ZJL: No *smirk* (seriousMe: eww, you're a zombie and all rotten and stuff. ewwwwww)

35) What's your occupation?
ZM: apart from zombie? student
ZJL: late rockstar. legend. call me whatever you'd like (sM: can I call you Shirley? Ahah, that one was dry)

37) Do you have a phobia?
ZM: Dentists
ZJL: seriousMe don't know what kind of phobias John Lennon suffered from

38) Is this quiz over?
Both: care


I tag...EVERYONE!



AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I DID THIS FOR A LAUGH IT'S ALL BULLOCKS. I LOVE RUBBISH<3